Calvin's replacement didn't go home with me, but instead ran away with sam saying he would never do it with me.

But all I asked was for him to help me do my cs project.

-Andrew

What a great weekend it's been! Calvin took another delay flight to So. Cal (lucky, it was delay... as I arrive to the airport @ 8:50pm for my 9pm flight)

Both of us had a great time in So. Cal as we were joined by other K clubs for their Spring Training Conference. There he met the IPP of UCI & UCR; it's a secret to what Calvin experience =P But the members of UCI decided to Bear sit Calvin for a week!

















Calvin at STC South!!!
(Irvine is Bear-sittin' him for a week.)

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Irvine people are kind of weird. Some of them, at least.

I did have fun for the most part though!

Poor Calvin had to listen to Gustavo's horrible jokes today. Meanwhile, I laughed histerically because I need sleep. I think Calvin is sick because his growl is strange, but it's probably my imagination. I can't wait to see what's left in store for me and Calvin!

-Erika Nevarez (May's friend)

Calvin got raped by UCI. It is now impregnated with our seed. It will have 18 offspring of which 8 will survive and Calvin will eat the rest. That is all.

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I pretend this never happened.

...sob.

During spring break, Calvin & I headed for the Sierra mountains. I think he enjoyed the mountain air. I tried to teach him how to snowboard, but only being able to wiggle his head and feet caused him a problem.

His silken fur caressed my tear-dried cheek as we gazed at the night sky, glistening like the early morning dew on a sleeping black bear. The air was filled with the redolence of tender sprightliness and fond memories of the week gone by. Although I knew I would see young Calvin again, one thought wedged itself in the crux of my mind: Calvin, I wish I knew how to quit you.

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It's tough being this sexy.

After class, Calvin and I hopped on the first BART to Fremont. As soon as I saw McAfee Stadium, I poked Calvin to wake up + told him that we'd arrived. At the airport baggage claim, Calvin and I waited, and waited, adn waited. Finally, we saw 2 of my best friends walk out of the terminal, who had flown all the way from Las Vegas to Oakland just to visit me on their spring break. :]

-Cheriz Cajita

Calvin had to listen to the same song over and over again. (Just to let you know, my intentions were not to torture him.) You would think he would remember the words by now... It's the birthday song. He tried to join in with everybody else but all I got was quacking. And yes indeed, Calvin got to hang out with me on my birthday. :)

-Kathleen Nguyen '06

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I thought my quacking was rather elegant and beautiful, actually. I'm sure Kathleen did too, deep down.